Where exactly are Courtney Stodden's parents - and why is she gyrating on the top of a car with her humongous, fake breasts in a music video? Isn't she married?
We have decided that 16-year-old Courtney Stodden is the next big train wreck that's bound to happen in the very near future. The girl is married to 51-year-old Doug Hutchinson (more about that somehow "legal" marriage here), already has very large fake breasts, and has now reduced herself to attempting to thrust her too-heavy chest forward in a video called "Car Candy".
I feel somehow dumber as this story goes on.
The below user comment described my feelings on this girl perfectly, minus the potty-mouth, plus spelling correction.
I bet she was so excited to actually be sitting in the driver's seat for once. I bet she can't wait to get her learners permit!! Good job on marrying a chick who isn't even old enough to drive herself around you pedophile.
Oh and maybe one day when your lung capacity actually catches up with your fake tit size you can make a song that actually lasts longer than 1:11... minus the 15 second silent intro. BABY STEPS COURTNEY!!
In all seriousness, someone needs to talk to this girl. She's obviously got some serious "daddy-issues". This girl makes Miley Cyrus look like a saint!
Source : postchronicle.com
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